What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.