What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

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Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.