Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.