Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.