Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

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What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.