What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

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Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

What would you like it to be ?

A joke .

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What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What are spiders webs good for ?

Spiders !