How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)