How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.