What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.