What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What can you find on neckbeard bread?

M'old.

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

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What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.