Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

Little Mermaid Jokes More Little Mermaid Jokes

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!