Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

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Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.