How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.