Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

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What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King