Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

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Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.