How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb?

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.