Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Happy Hour Jokes More Happy Hour Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.