Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

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How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's?

Because omg they can't even.

Happy Hour Jokes More Happy Hour Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light