Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
A: Because he tried to get fresh.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
In a double ring ceremony !
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
An accountant !
Trigger-nometry... I'll see myself out.
An unaware wolf.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
