How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."