What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred