What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.