Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

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Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.