How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny