What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!