Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.