What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

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What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."