What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

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He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic