Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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Take the s off.

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It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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He liked cold cash.

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Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.