What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Paycheck Jokes More Paycheck Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.