How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What do you call a human organ cut in half ?

A human piano.

See Jokes More See Jokes

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.