How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

See Jokes More See Jokes

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!