Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!