How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"