What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

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What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

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What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.