Trans-Fender.
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"
YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
Because it had a hole in the middle.
Neither of them are a clarinet!
Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)
You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts
Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."