How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.