How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

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What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.