What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Because they let IT go

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Netflix and chill.

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Through ex-spear-i-mints.

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How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'