What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.