What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.