How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*