Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.