Because all proper tea is theft.
When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
Because proper-tea is theft.
Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Because they're *revolting*
Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.
