Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.