Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.