What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.