What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"