What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.