How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.