How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson