What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"