What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"