What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"