How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why do black people where baggy pants?

Cause they're knee grows!

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.