Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

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What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

What color are apples?

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !