Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

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Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

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What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"