Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Who wants to be a Millionaire?

on Zimbabwean TV.

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Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.