What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.