Astro Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What are spiders webs good for ?

Spiders !

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Tangle Jokes More Tangle Jokes

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).