How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

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What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

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What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic