What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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What's an old woman taste like?

Depends ...

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin

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A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Wurlitzer Jokes More Wurlitzer Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.