What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

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What do you call an awesome internet site for frogs?

Rebbit.

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.