What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

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Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."