What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

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What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.