How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.