How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret