How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

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What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.