How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.