How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.