Do you have a ticket for that?
Colin.
People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
You don't know cause you weren't there
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
Because they sell more tickets!
Because he was driving under the influenza......