How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One

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How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.