What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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I'm in a cent.

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Because it didn't make any cents!

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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The temperature of their caffeine

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"