How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.