How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

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How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

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have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

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How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.