What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

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What do you call an Irish midget?

Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

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What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!